Thursday, May 07, 2009

Funny joke

How is sex like snow?

You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

4 comments:

jman said...

Actually it should be why do women (or gay men) equate sex with snow? Straight men aren't too concerned with inches other than their own and they know how many will be on offer (unless he is Milton Berle who apparently was legendarily endowed. The story is someone went on at him about he was nothing compared to the challenger and Uncle Miltie agreed to a show off. After vanquishing the challenger Uncle Miltie was asked how many inches he had shown to which the response was "just enough to win"). This ends the vaudeville portion of the response.

Unknown said...

Jman, come out of hiding. not all of you, of course, or not necesarily to all of us, in the Milton Berle way, anyway. Who are you and are you timid but wanting to date my sister? I don't think my asking will scare you off, I'm an innocent fellow commenter, it's just that I notice you are always so witty and so there with your comments...

Anonymous said...

..hahaha I second that last comment,Jman. :)

Emily..Sexy lady. xx :)

A.Norma.x

Vetmommy said...

I got some good laughs recently with that joke!