Recent emails from eHarmony:
"Your Soul Mate may be waiting and we don't want you to miss out on meeting him. "
"I noticed that you have received matches but have not yet reached out to communicate with any of them. Are you a skeptic?"
"eHarmony's Compatibility Matching System™ has found this highly compatible match for you based on our rigorous 29 Dimensions scale."
How can one resist?